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Having had one too many,
the drunk was beginning to display his ugly side.
As she got up to move, he
said loudly, "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money,
She looked back at him
and replied just as loudly,
"Darling," murmured the girl
to her boyfriend,
"Well, I suppose..."
whispered the man tenderly,
Two car salesmen were sitting at the
bar, one complained to the other,
Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde
sitting two stools away, immediately he apologised for his bad language.
A guy walks into a drugstore operated
by a prudish woman, he asks,
"Well then, you better make it 13."
A man went to the Doctor and the
doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live,
"Of course Darling." she
replied, and so they have sex.
Again she responds very
sympathetically and agrees to have sex.
By this time she is getting a little
annoyed, but reluctantly agrees.
Well ... she turns to
him with a grimaced look on her face and says,
Why is sex like air?
It's no big thing unless you're not getting any.
John's 6 year old son asked what's a
The next day, John's son was playing
with the little girl next door and *she* asked what a penis was.
As a matter of fact, if
it was four inches shorter,
An Australian was walking down a
country road in New Zealand,
"You know mate, back home, we shear those!"
The New Zealander looks
frantically around and says,
(helps if you imagine using a New Zealand accent . . . )
Doctor comes home and finds he
has no water so he calls a plumber,
The plumber turns around and hands the doctor a bill for $275.00.
The outraged doctor stammers
"I'm a Neuro-surgeon, not some damn dumb plumber,
The plumber smiles
and says "Yeah, I know,
An old county doctor went way out
to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
The doctor instructed the child
to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver
again," the child said.
Two older gentleman were talking
and one said to the other,
The other replied, "Yup, a big one... 20 years."
"Wow," said the other,
"what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?"
"Wow, Australia, that's some gift!" said the other man.
to be hard to beat,
"Go back and get her."
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