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A man went into a butcher shop, to get some brains for his dinner.
He sees a sign, remarking on the quality, of professional brains, for sale.
So he asks the butcher:
"How much for Engineers
and so on till he came to ...
Dollars an ounce. "replied the butcher,
"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill, to get one ounce of brains ?"
A lawyer died and when he
arrived at the pearly gates, to his surprise, there were thousands of
people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter.
Then St. Peter and one of his
assistants, took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front
of the line,
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special ?"
St. Peter replied, "Well,
I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients,
Question: What do you call an intelligent man in America ?
Answer: An Australian Tourist.
Two Irish, guys were strolling
down the street when one of them says to the other...
Q: Did you hear, O. J. is moving to Indiana ?
He found out that the DNA samples there are all the same.
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer ?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer ?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q3: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde ?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'M DRUNK !"
Q4: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a Dumb Blonde, and a Smart Blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up ?
A1: The dumb blonde! Because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a Smart Blonde.
A2: None of them, there is
no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a Smart Blonde and...
A boy goes up to his father and asks him,
Dad what's the difference between Theory and
Reality ? (good question, son).
Then come back to me." The son does just that, and when he returns to his father.
The father asks, "So ..... what did they say ? "
The son answers, "They both said they would do it" Well, in
Theory we're sitting on 2 Million Dollars.
I was looking through the dictionary the other day and decide to look up the word (DICTIONARY).
Here's what I found, noun: YOU'RE HOLDING IT STUPID !!!!!
See stupid: So I look up the word stupid. ....
This one was even better, ....
Stupid, adjective: Not YOU AGAIN !!
I've put together a small Quiz for you, relating to Australian Slang
Good luck, & have fun.
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